omgle trolling

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Omgle.com trolling.


Stranger: hey
You: good evening
Stranger: 17/m/usa
Stranger: good evening
Stranger: asl?
You: 26/i/usa
Stranger: i?
You: i.
You: what are you here for?
Stranger: male or female?
You: What if I'm neither? Or both?
Stranger: which are you i dont care
Stranger: i just want to know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Good evening!
Stranger: Hi, 18 m nz
You: 26 a usa
Stranger: a?
You: A.
You: So how are you doing today?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 11" cock
You: Good evening!
You: Wow, you're a farmer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Good evening!
Stranger: hi
You: Feliciatations upon you!
You: How are you doing today?
Stranger: good u?
You: Up and down, up and down.
You: Trying to decide what I'm going to program tonight.
Stranger: cool lol
Stranger: where do u live?
You: USA
Stranger: nz ME
Stranger: Oops
You: So what do you do for fun?
Stranger: play pc games usually haha
You: Yeah? Which ones?
Stranger: cod6 usual;y
You: Is that mw2?
Stranger: yea
You: I saw it at a buds house the other day
You: looked pretty awesome.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: female?
You: maybe
Stranger: yes
Stranger: or no
You: I said maybe.
Stranger: not good enough
You: Well, I'm sorry.
You: Perhaps I'm multigendered
Stranger: gross
Stranger: youre definitely a girl
You: You're imposing a gender binary on me.
Stranger: girl
You: How are you doing tonight, anyway?
Stranger: got any questions about sex girl?
Stranger: im here to answer
You: No, not really. It's not something I have a burning curiosity about.
You: I have a nifty error in a program I'm writing, though. Can you debug C++?
Stranger: no
You: Pity.
Stranger: youre fucking weird
You: What makes you say that?
Stranger: youre retarded
You: What's normal?
Stranger: not you
You: I'm sorry you think that.
You: What defines normal?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bisexual male 20 arizona. u?
You: 26/a/usa
Stranger: a?
You: How are you doing tonight?
You: A.
Stranger: a?
You: A.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: can i ask you something
You: You can ask anything you want. Not sayin' I'm going to answer.
Stranger: if they sold slushies in the booster hut would you buy them?
You: nah
Stranger: WHY?
Stranger: :(
You: Don't like slushies!
Stranger: WAATY
Stranger: WE CANT GET MARRIED NOW
Stranger: FUACK
Stranger: FACK
Stranger: MY LIFE IS OVERR
You: Please don't kill yourself.
You: That would be sad.
Stranger: I wont
You: OK.
Stranger: dude im jus messing aroundf
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: im faer from emo
Stranger: lol
You: Oh, okay.
Stranger: haha dont worry
Stranger: anyways where you from?
You: IDaho
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: hows that?
Stranger: like living there n all;
Your conversational partner has disconnected.